I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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