i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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