He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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