You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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