I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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