But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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