Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?

(828): View more from North Carolina

how high are you?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic

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(863): View more from Florida

There's no time frame.

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For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.

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(585): View more from New York

Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder

(732): View more from New Jersey

Eh it happens

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