He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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