It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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