i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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