Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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