He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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