he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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