I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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