I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
