i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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