I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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