First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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