Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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