What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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