I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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