She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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