She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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