So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
