he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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