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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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