Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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