How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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