we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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