Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
COCAINE IS GR8
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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