Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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