I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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