He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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