i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If that was your dad, he is hot
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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