When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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