Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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