Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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