Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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