We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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