Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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