I wanna bring you to show and tell
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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