i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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