i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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