She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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