When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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