Small penises have feelings too.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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