it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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