i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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