doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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