on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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