I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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