Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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