i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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