She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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