Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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